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Crack Head Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A crack on the head is what you get for not asking, and a crack on the head is what you get for asking.
The Smiths
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Dope like a crack addict, or a hop head. Spit it clear so you can hear, what I said. Pot head, hot head ni... that got dreads. Got bread stop red get hit with the hot lead.
Mac Dre
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Track gotta be parapherna.l Tryna hold crack for me. Enough pressure on the game make it crack for me. I love the rock but I gotta take a crack for me.
Stack Bundles
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You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With a crack like that in her head
Margaret Janvier
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You needn't be trying to comfort me, I tell you my dolly is dead! There's no use in saying she isn't, With a crack like that in her head
Margaret Janvier
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Dan Castellaneta
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Addicts arise, when I arrive In this crack crack fag back slap in disguise. Fat sack of knives in the passenger side, bi... Reach for the door, get your access denied.
Tyler The Creator
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In my day, we didn't have the cocaine, so we went out and knocked somebody over the head and took the money. But today, all this cocaine and crack, it doesn't give kids a chance.
Barry White
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If I wasn't in the rap game. I'd probably have a key (kilo) knee-deep in the crack game. Because the the streets is a short stop. Either you're slinging crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot.
Biggie Smalls
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Well, I'm black now. So the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I dunno how I'm supposed to pay the bills... Probably have to start selling crack. Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack. -Uncle Ruckus
Boondocks
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When you fall head over heels in love, you must land on your head and become stupid in love because you never see any imperfections.
Unknown
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My friend had a funny remark; he told me everybody has something - some people have a big butt, some people are insecure and at least you know what it is, even if it's a lump on your head. I know I have a lump on my head.
Karen Duffy
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Mitch Hedberg
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I have to continue reminding myself that it's Halloween so I can't rely on my instincts to shoot zombies in the head.
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At great, great remove sit the head of General Electric, the head of News Corp, the head of Viacom, or the head of this giant international corporation that wants these ratings.
Norman Lear
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Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
Ginger Gibson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Was it real or was it fake? Was it all a mistake? Boy, I just gotta know was it all in my head, all in my head? Did you ever feel the same? Was my mind just playing games? Boy, I just gotta know was it all in my head, all in my head?
Tori Kelly
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