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Constipation and procrastination are similar. In both conditions you dont give a crap.

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What song do I like to sing at karaoke? Well, it used to be...what's that song? Holy crap, I can't remember the song...what was that I used to sing, 'Any Man Of Mine' a country song.

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I'm letting go not because I don't care. I'm letting go because I am tired of being kicked when I am already down. You told me love isn't always enough love is more than enough, it isn't enough for you because you didn't love me as much as I loved you. Which is sad, I go out of my way to make you happy, but all you did was use me. I'm letting go because I'm tired of taking crap that I don't deserve.

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Oh, she's my bodyguard. I mean, I'm a married man, and the last thing you need in that situation is to be considered a sexy individual. But I try to never let this whole McDreamy thing really influence us. I'm trying to just have a calm family life, to make my marriage work. It's not as if when my wife asks me to take out the trash, I say, 'Um, honey, don't you realize that I'm too sexy for that'? Well, actually, I do, but she gives me crap for it.

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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'

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You keep hiding behind your lies between things you can't disguise. You keep bringing up crap and things you can't take back. What kind of friend are you? You shouldn't make me choose.

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I ain't watching you do this crap. If you want to use some common sense here and try to upgrade your pitching, then we're going to stay. But if not, forget it.

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Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

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R. Kelly and the God of rap. Shitting on you, holy crap.

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With music I get to feel real ownership with what I do. I write it, I perform it and even if it is crap, it is mine. With acting, you are a small part of the creative process, and sometimes it is hard to feel like you are making an impact.

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