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Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.'
Unknown
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I think the main influence has been living in New York City. Aside from all the crap around 9-11, I find it very demanding to think amid all the noise and visual pollution.
George Murray
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times better than whiskey - it's an assistant - a friend.
Louis Armstrong
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I thought about writing a speech if I won a lifetime achievement award for Spice World. I might look crap in it, but who knows, it might become a cult classic!
Victoria Beckham
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
Emily Mortimer
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There may be a new album, and there may not. Right now, we're encouraging bootlegging because there have been some great live things that ended up on the Internet. Rather than try to stop it, we like it. If nobody gave a crap about you, they wouldn't bother to bootleg you.
Burton Cummings
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Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. -Maury Ballstein
Zoolander
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
Unknown
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I dont care if people talk crap on me. Because I'm me. And if people have a problem with me being myself, then they can go fu.. themselves.
Unknown
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Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.
Kristen Stewart
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Day by day, I'm getting sick of you all. I'm done letting you put me down and talk crap about me in front of myself.
Unknown
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Boys are like purses: Cute, full of crap and can always be replaced.
Unknown
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I promise I'll stop talking crap about you the moment you stop treating me like it.
Unknown
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When you think you're good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.
Kurt Russell
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Ever get stuck behind a school bus for so long that you start talking crap about the kids on the bus and saying how they'll never succeed?
Unknown
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I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It's kind of silly.
Charles Manson
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I can't make myself happy but that won't stop me from making others happy. I don't spread my sadness and crap.
Unknown
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You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap. But it was all part of the learning process.
Cynthia Weil
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Everything government touches turns to crap.
Ringo Starr
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I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap.
Simon Cowell
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