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Crap Funny S Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Crap Funny S" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap.
Helen Mirren
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People dont change so if they are in the beginning like crap...Then in the middle and the end. They are crap, shit nothing!
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The three most common expressions in aviation are, 'Why is it doing that?, 'Where are we?' and 'Oh Crap.'
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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
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Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains.
Brody Jenner
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Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap.
Morton Feldman
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I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.
Robert Crandall
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Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor every morning, the devil says, 'Oh, crap. She's up.'
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised.
Emily Mortimer
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Karma takes too long, so I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you now.
Unknown
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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Relationships are like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize its just a bunch of crap you don't need.
Unknown
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Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I'm capable of.
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Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!
Unknown
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
Guy Kawasaki
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There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function.
Dr Gregory House
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.
Nishan Panwar
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