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Swaggy
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Suggest Revision: I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
 
nypd96
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Suggest Revision: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason.
 
luv_jess
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
 
james_johnson
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Suggest Revision: If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status.
 
dannyx
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Suggest Revision: If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
 
heavenly_heather
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Suggest Revision: You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status.
 
...condom says to the tampon,
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Suggest Revision: ...condom says to the tampon,
 
ted
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Suggest Revision: For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
 
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Suggest Revision: I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
 
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
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Suggest Revision: In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
 
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