Dad:son Wanna Here A Joke

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Suggest Revision: The wise speak only of what they know, Grima son of Galmod. A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man till th.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't
 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
 
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Suggest Revision: A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: The gods too are fond of a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
 
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Suggest Revision: I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
 
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