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Dad:son Wanna Here A Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I have a beautiful son, I don't regret it, I'm very proud of the way that we handle our relationship and the way that we keep our son first and that's our priority.
Nia Long
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A good friend of my son's is a son to me.
Lois McMaster Bujold
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I never got to choose you, you just became my dad. So I'm grateful to my mother for the great taste that she had.
Unknown
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Words cannot express how much I love my Dad. Strongest man I know. I am beyond blessed to have him as MY Dad.
Unknown
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Well, I am a lot like my dad, and the character of Ted is based on my dad.
Max Cannon
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In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The way I look at it, E.T. stole a bit of my son's childhood.
John Ratzenberger
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You wanna be the one in control, you wanna be the one who's alive, you wanna be the one who's old, it's not a matter of luck, it's just a matter of time.
30 Seconds To Mars
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Oh! Wanna dance with somebody. I wanna feel the heat with somebody. Yeah! Wanna dance with somebody. With somebody who loves me.
Whitney Houston
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I wanna see more gardens and trees in the hood! I wanna see better quality food. I wanna see respect for self!
Unknown
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I probably have an earlier curfew than anyone. My mom wants to keep me really safe and my dad's not overly protective, but he's a dad no matter what.
Miley Cyrus
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
Adam Sandler
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My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
Derek Jeter
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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Also, to be honest, my dad wanted me to be an athlete. And I think all sons want to prove something to their dad. So now, aged 35, I want to see what I can achieve physically.
Joe Manganiello
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When I was at Ole Miss, I called my dad up one time and said, Hey, Dad, have you ever looked at your stats here? They're not very good.
Eli Manning
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'Tom Cruise & I are around the same age...there is no reason why I can't be Ethan Hunt.' -My Dad while watching MI:4 HA! I love my Dad!
Tahj Mowry
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
Anonymous
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My youngest son, who is now the drummer in my band, lives in Brooklyn. My oldest son is about to move out to California, and my daughters are both out of town.
Herbie Mann
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My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and he's screaming right-wing, so there you are.
Thom Yorke
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Dad? What's up Dad! What's happenin'? -Alexandra King
The Descendants
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