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Daddy And Mommy Made Me Quotes & Sayings
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you.
Octavia Butler
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Hey dumb a.. I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
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The best s.. education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
William Masters
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Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn.
Megadeth
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There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
Charlotte York
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Some people need to grow up you're supposed to be independent in a couple years mommy and daddy arent gonna be there to hand you hundreds forever.
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Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
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Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?
Howard Cosell
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Bad parents ALWAYS put themselves first before their kids. Good parents realize the kids come first, but once in awhile Mommy and Daddy MUST have some personal time and pleasure!
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
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New no limit, mommy no gimmicks, Maybach Benz, mommy jump in it.
Lil Romeo
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You may not be my biological father, but you're the one that I'm proud to call daddy. Thank you for being the best daddy in the world. Love you daddy.
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Daddy made whiskey and he made it well, cost two dollars and burned like hell.
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Man made to suffer and woman to feel pain. Dey .... mi mommy mi sister I say oh what a shame.
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Fans made me. The fans gave me a chance, and they made me. Beyond that, my career has been trials and tribulations and ups and downs, so I have to have true fans riding with me.
Puff Daddy
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The last 16 years of my daddy's life, he got to work for me, and that made him his own boss and he like that.
Buck Owens
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There was no way we'd ever get spoiled. Daddy made sure to instill in us a work ethic.
Kathie Lee Gifford
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If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.
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