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Daddy Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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You may not be my biological father, but you're the one that I'm proud to call daddy. Thank you for being the best daddy in the world. Love you daddy.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.
Trick Daddy
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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I remember Mr. Mayer very well. He sort of liked to be the father - no, he liked to be treated like you thought he was Daddy, but he didn't treat you like Daddy at all.
Jackie Cooper
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My baby daddy isn't just going to be my baby daddy...He is going to be my husband.
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Don't Cry Daddy is a pretty sad song. He got to the end of it and it was just real quiet and Elvis says, I'm gonna cut that someday for my daddy. And, by God, he did. He lived up to his word.
Mac Davis
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Hey girls on the Maury show; If you're not 100% sure someone is your baby daddy don't make an a.. out of yourself.
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Cotton Owens was leading and daddy was second. They came up on me and I moved over to let them pass. Cotton went on, but daddy bumped me in the rear and my car went right into the wall.
Richard Petty
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Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual?
Trisha Goddard
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Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains.
Brody Jenner
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I don't kick it with no rappers, they be hustling backwards, like the jeans on Kriss Kross, who you Mack Daddy or Daddy Mackin, pen lyrics on back of these napkins, zoned out in the 1st class cabin
Currensy
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I don't kick it with no rappers, they be hustling backwards, like the jeans on Kriss Kross, who you Mack Daddy or Daddy Mackin, pen lyrics on back of these napkins, zoned out in the 1st class cabin
Curren$y
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Child Support is a Womans Last Ditch effort to get her Baby Daddy back!
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These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.
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