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Damn I Look Good Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.
David Antin
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Man I'm so Cleveland It's a god damn shame, so east side I'm a god damn gang. Said you aint heard about my god damn name, better ask around here Im a god damn king.
Machine Gun Kelly
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Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake. She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake. Now there's crumbs all over the damn place and she want me to cu. all over her damn face.
Kanye West
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Damn she bad, damn she thick, and I may not know perfect but damn she it.
Lil Wayne
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I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd.
Mindy Kaling
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I am a god, hurry up with my damn massage. Hurry up with my damn menage. Get the Porsche out the damn garage.
Kanye West
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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They are damn good projects - excellent projects. That goes for all the projects up there. You know some people make fun of people who speak a foreign language, and dumb people criticize something they do not understand, and that is what is going on up there - God damn it!
Harry Hopkins
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
Unknown
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I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.
Heidi Montag
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
Arnold H Glasgow
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.
Ernest Hemingway
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I know you listening back like damn bro, Laid back so gentle like the violins, Late on he beat and we don't have to be discreet, Can I have a taste? absolutely! Your my sweet tangerine lets make a smoothie, But baby our jokes aside, My heart beats faster when open your thighs, I'm just ready slide ride and glide.
Kid Cudi
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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