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Suggest Revision: I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
 
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Suggest Revision: I won't take no for a question.
 
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Suggest Revision: I just mixed a 5 hour energy drink with some sleepy time tea. Let's see who wins this battle.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
 
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Suggest Revision: If you're 1 of the 3 girls in pics with a greaseball whose arms are around you at a club you lose at life. If you're the greaseball you win.
 
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Suggest Revision: Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't hate anyone. I simply block them out using hellish visions in a blind white rage. But if I see them out I'm pleasant.
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear girl seductively sucking a lollipop in her pics. WE GET IT. It's a c*ck. A yummy peen. Too nail on the head.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I'm wrong I'm like the Emperor on the Death Star thinking he'll turn Luke. Yet, when I'm right I'm a Jedi like my father before me.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm really great in other peoples relationships.
 
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