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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Daniel Tosh
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Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.
Daniel Tosh
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If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die...not sorry.
Daniel Tosh
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Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shutup.
Daniel Tosh
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If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.
Daniel Tosh
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
Daniel Tosh
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The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Daniel Tosh
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Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a 2nd chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
Daniel Tosh
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There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
Daniel Tosh
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When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Daniel Tosh
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Daniel Tosh
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I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.
Daniel Tosh
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If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
Daniel Tosh
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My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Daniel Tosh
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Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
Daniel Tosh
28 Likes
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
42 Likes
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