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Suggest Revision: The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
 
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
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Suggest Revision: When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
 
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Suggest Revision: Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know the oxygen masks on airplanes ? I don't think there's really any oxygen. I think they're just to muffle the screams.
 
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Suggest Revision: Life is a bitch, then you marry one.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
 
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Suggest Revision: In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.
 
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Suggest Revision: If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
 
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