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Suggest Revision: Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in the American experience. Since the founding of our country, citizens from Ben Franklin to David Letterman have made fun of their elected officials.
 
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Suggest Revision: I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over.
 
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Suggest Revision: New York...when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
 
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Suggest Revision: I cannot sing, dance or act. What else would I be but a talk show host?
 
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Suggest Revision: Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.
 
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Suggest Revision: Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
 
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Suggest Revision: Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
 
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Suggest Revision: It turns out I was duped. I have no-one to blame but myself and boy is my face red...Now I need to apologise to the Lindsay Lohan family. I hope I didn't embarrass you and your family.
 
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Suggest Revision: It was stupid behavior. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.
 
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