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Dead Baby Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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We had to go all through the night thinking that our baby was dead. When God showed him to us, he wasn't dead, he was sucking his thumb. God had him safe and sound. He is a miracle. He is so healthy, so perfect, and God has really, really blessed us.
Barbara Mandrell
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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What is the best s..ual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?.... Ask my parents!
Unknown
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I never leave a dog alone in a car on a hot day. I make sure it's with an elderly person holding a baby.
Dane Cook
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Grateful Dead
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Unknown
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
Robert Paul
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
Bad Religion
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