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Death During Funeral Quotes & Sayings
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Death to the Christian is the funeral of all his sorrows and evils, and the resurrection, of all his joys.
James H Aughey
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Funeral by funeral, theory advances
Paul A Samuelson
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Funeral by funeral, theory advances.
Paul Samuelson
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When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there...
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The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death
Albert Camus
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In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death
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Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the funeral be perfectly private, with as few persons attending, and as little show and expense as possible.
Isaac Butt
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If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral
Gregory Nunn
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The best part of my day is going to my own funeral. Watching an old part of me going six-foot under that didn't benefit the newer better version of me.
Geraldine Vermaak
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A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now too late, now too early, by which Society would register the quick motions of man.
E M Forster
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If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral.
Gregory Nunn
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A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
Jerry Seinfield
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Death is a part of all our lives. Whether we like it or not, it is bound to happen. Instead of avoiding thinking about it, it is better to understand its meaning. We all have the same body, the same human flesh, and therefore we will all die. There is a big difference, of course, between natural death and accidental death, but basically death will come sooner or later. If from the beginning your attitude is 'Yes, death is part of our lives,' then it may be easier to face.
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Broadly speaking, human beings may be divided into three classes: those who are billed to death, those who are worried to death and those who are bored to death.
Winston Churchill
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Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.
Charlotte Perkins Gilman
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And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
Nigella Lawson
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