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Dennis Miller Obama Quotes & Sayings
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I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all.
Todd Barry
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I lapsed into rude.
Dennis Miller
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I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller
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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Dennis Miller
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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Dennis Miller
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
Dennis Miller
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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Dennis Miller
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.
Dennis Miller
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Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
Dennis Miller
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Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Dennis Miller
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You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
Dennis Miller
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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
Tommy Chong
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The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
Dennis Miller
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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Dennis Miller
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I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
Kristen Johnston
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Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
Dennis Miller
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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis Miller
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If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
Dennis Miller
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It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
Dennis Miller
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller
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