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Suggest Revision: When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!
 
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Suggest Revision: Guitar Player Magazine says Dick Dale is the father of Heavy Metal, blowing up 48 amplifiers, creating the first power amplifier.
 
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Suggest Revision: You shouldn't even be writing this story if you haven't heard me play live. You can't write with the passion you receive until you see a Dick Dale concert.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
 
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Suggest Revision: Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
 
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Suggest Revision: New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
 
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Suggest Revision: My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
 
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Suggest Revision: The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
 
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Suggest Revision: Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
 
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Suggest Revision: The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
 
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