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Did Not Make Santa List Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
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Its almost Christmas and Santa's making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas is you.
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The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus
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One time I asked Brasky to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, Brasky shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!
Bill Brasky
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The Bible give us a list of human stories on both sides of the ledger. On list of human stories is used examples -- do what these people did. Another list of human stories is used as warnings -- don't do what these people did. So if your story ever gets in one of these books, make sure they use it as an example, not a warning.
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Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!
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Don't get too scared if a fat dude in red shows up at your door step and tries to wrap you up in gift paper. He is Santa Claus and he's going to simply send you to me, cause I added you to my wish-list this Christmas. Happy Xmas day to you!
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Mike Leigh encourages you to choose a person that you know to base your character on. You write a whole list of people that you know and you go through that list in great depth with him. And then he chooses one of those people from your list.
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I believed in Santa Claus until I was much older than the average kid. One year, my mom wrote 'Merry Christmas, Stacy' on a chalkboard and told me it was written by Santa. I was like, 'Oh my God, he knows my name!' I truly believed. Then a kid ruined it for me one day and told me there was no Santa, and I came home crying. The sad part was that the girl who told me was younger than I was.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
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I thought of you today but thats nothing new. I thought about you yesterday and the day before that too. For every day good or bad you'll always be in my head. I hope you've understood everything Ive said. This isn't just a joke or a silly lie. Id never do anything to make you wanna cry. Im sorry if I do something to make you really mad. It only comes back and makes me really sad. I really do love you and everything you are. I hope this relationship gets really far. I'll never get you out I simply don't know how. In fact Im thinking of you right about now. You're everything I need and everything to me. You know exactly who you are and what you want to be. You always make me smile just by being there. I hope you know how much I really do care. Every time I think of you my stomach seems to twist. This is why I love you, Ive made a huge list. The list goes on forever and never will it end. Neither will our relationship you'll always be my friend.
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What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
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I made my way on to a grey list, a black list even. That's something I'm very proud of, actually.
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You can look at the New York Times Bestseller List and you can be pretty sure that the writers on that list don't know each other very well.
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Hollywood is very much an industry town. Your life becomes caught up in all of the parties and this list and that list. That's not something that I respond well to.
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