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Dirty Fortune Cook Quotes & Sayings
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Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty sucker. You think I can't get hood like you, you motherf...
Jessie J
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And we like to floss, all my diamonds gloss, I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South. This is the way we ball...
Lil Flip
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If you didn't know that I am an actress, I don't think you could tell from my lifestyle. I cook and cook and cook. I like to be with my daughter. She's 16, so of course I bore her.
Karen Black
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?
Robert A Cook
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dir.. in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dir.. to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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I dont like to cook. If Im in the mood, I can cook, but I dont want you count on me to cook for you every day, because its not going to happen.
Stacey Dash
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Fortune is painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to signify to you that Fortune is blind
William Shakespeare
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I like to cook, but mostly Greek. When I am confused or tired, I think about what I can cook. It takes you away from everything, as you are thinking only of your dish.
Nana Mouskouri
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The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth.
Seneca
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I know I can cook, but the place where I cook...it's a mess! I'm very disorganized.
Paula Deen
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I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and prepare them. I like it when people cook for me, or I'll just order some take-out.
Famke Janssen
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I loooove to cook especially for ppl I love. I enjoy watching them eat my food I can cook all day.
Amber Rose
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Dirty wont be having it in this house. Cause bi... I'll cripple your style.
Old Dirty Bastard
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Dirty everythang. You can't be half a.. dirty you gotta be all the way, ya feel me?
Lil B
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
David Boreanaz
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The human soul is like a whiteboard. You never know how dirty it can get (living in this world) until someone's love makes a clean spot. Anyone can clean a dirty board, but only the Son of God can clean a dirty soul.
Richard Stidham
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I lay her down and kiss her neck and talk dir.. to her. Like I get that pus.. wetter than a dirty sewer.
Lil Wayne
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I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
Patrick Dennis
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Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and s.. was dirty.
George Burns
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