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Divorce Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Im an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house.
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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown
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Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court.
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Divorce was never commanded, even for adultery. Otherwise God would have given His notice of divorce to Israel and Judah long before He did. A legitimate bill of divorce was allowable for adultery, but it was never commanded or required. It was a last resort - to be used only when unrepentant immorality had exhausted the patience of the innocent spouse, and the guilty one would not be restored.
John Macarthur
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
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The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.
Annette Funicello
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The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.
Anatole Broyard
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Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Rita Mae Brown
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Here's to your divorce taking place during bikini season.
Unknown
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Wishing you a divorce that's slightly less appalling than your marriage
Unknown
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
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I hope your kids cope with the divorce well enough to serve as a prop to help get you laid.
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
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Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits
Pope Leo XIII
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages. You can't divorce a book.
Gloria Swanson
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The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce
Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
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