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Do Not Shampoo In The Shower Quotes & Sayings
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I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you took a shower this morning, didn't you? Because you smell lovely!'
Jensen Ackles
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
Nolan Bushnell
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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference.
Nolan Bushnell
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Here's a little shower gift to wish you wedded bliss, May you have much joy and happiness, all sealed with a kiss.
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A wedding day is on the way; please attend our bridal shower day!
Unknown
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I do a lot of dry shampoo. My hair just works better when it's not as clean!
Jessica Szohr
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You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.
Archie Bunker
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World hunger is getting ridiculous. There's more fruit in my shampoo than there is in an African village.
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But time has caught up with it and I think vindicated it. Shampoo, too: very dark, very ambitious movie.
Robert Towne
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The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
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It was just using the liquid shampoo - the Russians have one very similar to the stuff we use on the Shuttle - you just wet your hair with it and then wipe it out.
Shannon Lucid
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I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said: How the hell did you get in here?
Nikhil Saluja
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Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had a facial since I was 19. When I shave my legs, I use my child's shampoo and a razor - if I can find one. If I did everything they said I did, I would never see Lily.
Kate Beckinsale
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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson
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Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!
Billy Madison
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You need to start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo because your brain has a cavity!
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Finding the perfect shampoo and conditioner is like finding your soulmate.
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Am I famous? Sometimes I get really great shampoo for free. The more stuff I do the more free stuff I get, which is kind of nice.
Aubrey Plaza
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One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.
Lawrence Welk
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