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Doctors Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book.
Unknown
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Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Gerhard Kocher
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
Jay Leno
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I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now, eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.
Johnny Knoxville
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We believe that doctors have the same concerns as their patients and will share in all the sacrifices that are necessary to keep the economy strong.
Dr Joseph F Boyle
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Isnt it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice?'
George Carlin
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You know, in playing a role like this, you really want to get it right, because this is a person who was revered by so many doctors, women doctors especially.
Mary Stuart Masterson
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Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing
Voltaire
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The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.
Robert S Mendelsohn
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Doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people suffer! -Bren MacGuff
Juno (The Movie)
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The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an idiot.
Jay Leno
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And they talk about their bona fide doctors. They have a list of doctors that signed affidavits from looking at a picture of Terry. That's where they get their information from, by looking at a picture.
Michael Schiavo
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Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Gerhard Kocher
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The mistakes made by doctors are innumerable. They err habitually on the side of optimism as to treatment, of pessimism as to the outcome.
Samuel Butler
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Many doctors pay their grocery bill with the money of folks who have eaten too much.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Issac Asimov
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Benjamin Franklin
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman
Jonathan Swift
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