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Dog Funny Author Unknown Funny Author Unknown Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a commercial writer, not an author. Margaret Mitchell was an author. She wrote one book.
Mickey Spillane
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The author looms above his page and thinks it strange that at his age he cannot find the proper words to describe his only world. One would think that in a life where no two snowflakes are alike, one would have the perfect rhyme for each and every bi.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come from the works of any other author which happens to be handy and easily adapted.
Robert Benchley
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
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Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.
Fletcher Knebel
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Hollywood, to hear some writers tell it, is the place where they take an author's steak tartare and make cheeseburger out of it. Upon seeing the film, they say, the author promptly cuts his throat, bleeding to death in a pool of money.
Fletcher Knebel
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Every dog has his day but the nights are reserved for the cats.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.
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It's a dog-eat-dog world, and you are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
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I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows.
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A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
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Consider every step you take. Your future is unwritten. You're the author, make your story count.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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My dog growls at strangers because I can't.
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Let's adopt a dog for you to take care of.
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