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Dolphins Arent Fish Quotes & Sayings
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Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you dont hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins arent smart. They just like pushing things.
Dwight Schrute
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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much...the wheel, New York, wars and so on...while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man...for precisely the same reason.
Douglas Adams
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
Dan Quayle
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We are also working on the restoration of salmon runs, and we are doing a new process of mass marking with these fish so we can tell the wild fish from the hatchery fish.
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They say there's a lot of fish in the sea...So get the fu.. away from MY fish.
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Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout! -Eduardo Saverin
The Social Network
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You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
Mitch Hedberg
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Its true there's plenty of other fish in the sea, but why would you want a fish if you have a mermaid.
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There are plenty of fish in the sea, so can you stop flirting with my fish? Thanks.
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Im single because there's plenty more fish in the sea, but I don't know how to fish.
Unknown
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Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment.
Patrick Stewart
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
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Fish got a hook in his mouth, fish he got problems.
Genesis
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
Dave Barry
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
Dave Barry
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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
Dave Barry
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The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here's a team that seems to be jelling.
Al Michaels
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I see straight through them like fish tanks with no fish in them.
Drake
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