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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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People who identify themselves as conservatives donate money to charity more often than people who identify themselves as liberals. They donate more money and a higher percentage of their incomes.
Thomas Sowell
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
Unknown
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I rather donate my money to needy people rather than gambling.
Unknown
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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I am happy to donate funds to various organizations that help people in need.
Carl Karcher
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
Unknown
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We donate a lot of food to rescue organizations.
Dick Van Patten
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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Naked women swimmin' that's just how I'm livin.' Donate a million to some children, that's just how I'm feelin.'
Drake
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
Unknown
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I donate money to the existing foundation that funds the US Ski Team kids.
Picabo Street
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If the money we donate helps one child or can ease the pain of one parent, those funds are well spent.
Carl Karcher
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Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy.
Unknown
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URGE is a grassroots charity. We organized to get some incubators to give to the hospital for the kids. We donate money to orphanages.
Ziggy Marley
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