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Dont Drink The Bong Waterov Quotes & Sayings
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Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fu..ed around for a while, so now I dont drink any more. Drinking is shitty for me, I dont know how to compose myself I dont know how to drink like a gentleman. When I drink, I get crazy. I have never had a beer because I like the taste of beer. I always had a beer to get fu..ed up.
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Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
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I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! I need to get another nose job after seeing my mugshot!
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tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little.
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So I'll just stuff my bong and try to drink some wine to ease my mind, maybe everything will be fine.
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I didn't live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I fu..ed too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that's the truth. [They] would start from the beginning by saying, 'I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let's talk about issues.' That's gonna be my campaign slogan, 'I drank the bong water'.'
George Clooney
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Dont Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
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Dont drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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I didnt really care about the masses. Its something that I did for my own satisfaction. I dont drink, I dont get high. Its like my way of saying this is me.
Akon
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I dont drink or smoke anymore. And if you're one of my 'friends' but you cant respect that, then I dont need you in my life.
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Dont worry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly.
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Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
John Stuart Blackie
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski
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They shall not drink wine with a song; strong drink shall be bitter to them that drink it.
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Hell, if I didn't drink drink or smoke, I'd win twenty games every year. It's easy when you don't drink or smoke or horse around.
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It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
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Yes, and let me tell you why. That is the reason why I never wanted to drink and I never wanted to smoke. Because I wanted to be able to perform at any time and at any age if I had to. I wanted to keep my options open because I didnt know what would happen in my career. But I dont know because its really not my call and I dont know when I am going to leave. Whatever He says, I have to go do. It wasnt my call. I didnt know when I was going to come here. How will I know when I am going to leave? I may have thought so. But I dont know what He had planned for me. What He had planned for me was to go further than I would have wanted I had to go.
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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