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Dont Hit A Homer Quotes & Sayings
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Clean the house, you dirty mess! Please hit the f*ckin treadmill! You know what, dont even hit the treadmill.. hit the elliptical, its better for you.
The Situation
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I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people in the world that you're allowed to hit. Do you realize that? They're the most vulnerable and they're the most destroyed by being hit, but it's totally OK to hit them. And they're the only ones! If you hit a dog, they fu..ing will put you in jail for that shit.
Louis CK
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Seven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead, Through which the living Homer begged his bread
Thomas Seward
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The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Aldous Huxley
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I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer.
Charles Olson
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put that smile back on your face, dont ever let anyone bring you down, you are more than destined for greatness, you jus have to be willing to go through hell to get to where you want to be, its not about how hard you get hit, but about how hard you can get hit and stand back up and say is that all you got?
Travis Martin
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Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?
Matt Groening
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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Dont love too soon. Dont trust too fast. Dont judge too soon. Dont quit too early. Dont expect too high. Dont talk too much. Be yourself!
Unknown
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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
Dan Castellaneta
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Dont hit me up if you just need a favor. Learn to rely on yourself.
Unknown
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer
Homer Simpson
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All I lay is straight pipe. Hit her from behind, it dont matter what her face like.
TI
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im living out my dream, dont you dare hit that alarm clock.
Big Sean
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I dont like bi...es. I dont like ho... I dont like fakes. I dont like brown nosers. long story short...I DONT LIKE YOU!
Unknown
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I dont play football but Ive touched down pretty much all around the world, all around the world. I dont play baseball but Ive hit a home run all around the world, all around the world.
Pitbull
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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Dont quit, press on, keep fighting when you're hardest hit. Have faith in God & know that within you is an unstoppable power.
Unknown
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Dont blame me if I punch you...I'd only do that if; 1. You bully my friends 2. You offend my family. 3. You hit on my girl 4. I just hate you.
Unknown
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