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Dont Read My Status Quotes & Sayings
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I know most celebrities say they dont read what the press says about them; but to be honest, I suspect in most cases, they dont want to admit that they actually care what is written about them. Ill tell you straight up I do read it! Some of it is true, a lot of it is flattering, and a lot of it is totally off the mark.
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I dont buy everything I read, I haven't even read everything I bought.
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. REMEMBER THAT.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.
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If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably Unfriend me.
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The government could fix everything that's wrong with the country if they'd simply read my Facebook updates.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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Theres a new Facebook app that will post a final status update for you after you die. Thats ridiculous. I dont need someone to change my status when I die. I need them to water my Farmville crops.
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Facebook: the only book teens read these days.
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Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.
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I think most people read and re-read the things that they have liked. That's certainly true in my case. I re-read Pound a great deal, I re-read Williams, I re-read Thomas, I re-read the people whom I cam to love when I was at what you might call a formative stage.
James Laughlin
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I dont like any of them, because they don't read the books. In Kiss Me Deadly my story is better than his story. Anthony Quinn played in The Lond Wait and he didn't read the book either.
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Read. Read. Read. Just don't read one type of book. Read different books by various authors so that you develop different styles.
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I do believe that sometimes you get a gut instinct on someone, a read. I dont know, I havent experienced that in my lifetime. I totally think that there are those people that you, its less intellectual, and you sort of know. Even if its that whisper of a voice when you meet someone and youre like Im going to know them more, and then you wind up together or something. I dont think that's a fantasy, I think thats real.
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Why do banks lock their pens to the desk? If I'm trusting you with my money, dont you think you can trust me with your pen?
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