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Douche Boat Quotes & Sayings
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Embarking on a new relationship is like setting off at sea in a sail boat for two. Too much baggage from the past will sink it. Too many others in the boat will rock it. If both people don't do their part, the boat will go in circles going no where fast. But most of all, if the boat was suspect and was not solid from the start, it will spring a leak and fall apart just when you need it most.
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Im honestly ready to settle down but all I run into is douche bags after douche bags...
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If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'.
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Hey you douche in the yellow Ferrari: you're a douche in a yellow Ferrari.
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22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat? -Capt. Howard
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Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive a used Civic.
Dane Cook
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
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We're not necessarily the ski boat, we're the skier. There are countries like Japan and Korea and others who are the ski boat at this point, but we're getting pulled right behind them.
Steve Largent
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Ive got a boat to sail on the ocean. Ive got a boat to take to the sea.
Matt Belsante
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To have God on our side doesn't mean sailing on a boat with no storms, it means having a boat that no storm can sink!
Nishan Panwar
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The boat can't cross the river by paddling on one side. It should be paddled on the opposite side as well. That's called balance. If that is lost, the boat will flip.
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Life is like a boat without a paddle, you have the option to swim. Not knowing if you'll survive or when you'll make it to shore. But it's better then sitting in a floating boat to nowhere.
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From the sea came a boat with some Israeli commando soldiers who took me by the commando boat to the yacht and put me on the yacht. In the yacht I asked people, who are you. And they said we are Israelis, French and British.
Mordechai Vanunu
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I wish I would have known how much of a douche you'd turn out to be, time changes everyone.
Unknown
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Sure I may be weird and different but at least I'm not one of those dime a dozen douche bags.
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Coast to coast the high seas echo it's not you it's me If the wind were down, I could drive the boat with my sighs I could drive the boat... if the wind... were down.
Chiodos
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You're absolutely right all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douche bags.
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I hate when people say 'turn up' Uh, no...You sound like a douche and you're not turning anything up.
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Im single because I treat women right, and they love douche bags. I'm not going to change to be something that I'm not.
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I'm so tired of guys leading me on, flirting with me then another girl right after, or straight up being a douche bag.
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