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Douglas Adams Pun Quotes & Sayings
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I refuse to prove that I exist says God, for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing. Oh, says man, but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't. Q.E.D. Oh, I hadn't thought of that, says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
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What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
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There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair
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I'm not a player I just fu.. a lot.
Big Pun
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
Douglas Adams
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First of all, to say I came out implies that I was once in. Let me be straight about that-no pun intended. I never came out from anywhere.
Amber Heard
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It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
Bugs Baer
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Let me do five of those, and then some slower ones for those kids that can't understand what I'm sayin.
Big Pun
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I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended.
Camryn Manheim
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I'm pretty sure people thought I was like a dope rapper.
Big Pun
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As the first thanks Boston for Raisin' me, thoughts clear with a splash of complacency, sammy Adams the prey of the agencies.
Sammy Adams
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Hey yo I'm still not a player but you still a hater. Elevator to the top hah, see you later, I'm gone.
Big Pun
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In Men in Black, it was a very small character, no pun intended.
Verne Troyer
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Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding, if you'll excuse the pun.
John Glover
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A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation.
James Boswell
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The suns syndicate, fat as biggie with no pun intended.
Blu
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A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
John Dennis
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Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didnt do diddily.
Big Pun
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