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Dr Phil Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dr Phil Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
Phil Donahue
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When Peter Gabriel left, we obviously lost a very strong stage performer. Phil hasn't replaced him; Phil's done a different thing.
Mike Rutherford
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Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.
Louie Anderson
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Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck
The Hangover
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I love Phil Collins. 'In The Air Tonight' is an incredible song. I hope to work with Phil. He's got an amazing vocal tone. His vocal tone makes me cry.
Akon
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Better to want something and not have it, than to have something and not want it.
Uncle Phil
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Better to have something and not need it, than need something and not have it.
Uncle Phil
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The most you get is what you ask for.
Phil McGraw
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If you want more, you have to require more from yourself.
Phil McGraw
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If you want more, you have to require more from yourself.
Dr Phil
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I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.
Phil Gramm
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You're only lonely if you're not there for you.
Phil McGraw
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We definitely have a hardcore following.
Phil Anselmo
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And I would like to marry and have more children. I would like to try and do it right.
Phil Collins
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It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.
Phil McGraw
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No one can remember more than three points.
Phil Crosby
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