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Drunk Clever Quotes & Sayings
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Mark Twain
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
Drake
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Taking Back Sunday
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever then the men who laugh at them.
George RR Martin
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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