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Drunk Mess Quotes & Sayings
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Ultimately, I'm a mess. I don't mean I'm a mess, like, emotionally...I mean, I think probably everybody's a mess. David's a mess. But. I'm talking about ... I'm messy.
Michael C Hall
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Ultimately, I'm a mess. I don't mean I'm a mess, like, emotionally - I mean, I think probably everybody's a mess. David's a mess. But. I'm talking about... I'm messy.
Michael C Hall
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If religion had a good purpose, then man would have created something great. But we're man: we mess up everything. We mess up nature. We mess up God. We take what is given to us and make it into what we think it should be.
Ziggy Marley
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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This life is what you make it. Not matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you're going to mess it up.
Beverley Mitchell
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My sister is a mess. I love her to death, but she is a mess.
RJ Mitte
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My sister is a mess. I love her to death, but she is a mess.
RJ Mitte
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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