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Dude I Wasnt That Drunk Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels kinda nice...
Unknown
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made you cool. You wasnt that dude Until I started with you
Letoya Luckett
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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My father is the sweetest man in the world and the scariest dude all at the same time. Nobody affects me to the magnitude that he does, emotionally. Hes got the power to ruin me because my whole life has become about trying to please him, because he wasnt around much for me.
Shia Labeouf
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Rza kinda left us feeling like he wasnt really caring about how we feel as a crew. And that was a big thing back then, I was emotional about that. But I wasnt emotional like Ima go around and tear him apart, thats not my thing. My thing was that I also got a classic coming and Im not going to sacrifice my name and my brand because you want to go make some cinematic opera type of album. Like I said, it wasnt weak but it just wasnt what we wanted at that time. Brothers wanted more Hip-Hop, more energy and more of certain things that that album aint have, and we spoke on it.
Raekwon
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Friend: "I wasn't even that drunk !" Me: "Dude...you asked your girlfriend if she was single."
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I wish I wasnt always wrong, I wish it wasnt always my fault. And Im so sorry, its not like me. Its maturity that Im lacking so please dont let me go.
Christina Perri
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Guys: you have no room to say 'it wasnt meant to be' about a past relationship if you cheated. You made sure it wasnt.
Unknown
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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I don't give a fu.. when I'm in the club, sippin bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty. Gotta have it I'ma grab it, it's a habit automatic like uzi, who's he with the sick flow. Make a chick go crazy and flash them ta-ta's it's redfoo the dude a true party rockaaaah.
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I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.
Chris Kirkpatrick
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I have an open mind, it depends on the dude but all my relationships have been with a black dude.
Lola Monroe
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I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank the blanket out from under him to use for other people. I just went, Dont fu..ing do that! I already wanted to kill the guy. I dont know if he was drunk or if he hit some ice. All I knew was, he was driving and Cliff wasnt alive anymore.
James Hetfield
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Sunny days wouldnt be so special, if it wasnt for rain and joy wouldnt feel so good, if it wasnt for pain.
50 Cent
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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Dont trip over breakups. If it wasnt meant to be. It wasnt meant to be. Not like they were gonna be in your future.
Unknown
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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If it wasnt meant to be, than it wasnt meant to be. Leave that person alone and move on.
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