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Dumb Stupid Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Im stupid stupid stupid.
Super Junior
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Daniel Tosh
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'
Unknown
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I always felt like I could be funny, but there was a part of me that always judged actors so harshly...I thought all actors were dumb-that they must have serious emotional problems. Even if they don't, that's the perception I had of them. I didn't want anyone to see me that way.
Lisa Kudrow
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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
Jim Carrey
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
Nikhil Saluja
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If you have something stupid to say, please raise your hand and put it firmly over your mouth!
Unknown
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You're going to talk about me, because you know me, right? You think you know me so well. You think you know everything about me; my influences, my choices, what hurts me, what helps me, what haunts me, and my fears...you know it all, right? You know what I've been through, going through and will eventually go through, don't you? You know all my choices and the reasons as to why I made them, right? Listen, think what you want. So when you come and mouth off about how ridiculous, or stupid, or slutty or dumb or ugly or whatever else you want to call me, but remember that you don't know half of my story. And never will. You don't know anything about me besides my name.
Unknown
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
Unknown
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It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Rami Belson
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown up conversations. Its no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!
Sheryne Brooks
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Well, he can't be dumb, I mean, because he's been president for four years and he's president again, so you're going to get caught out if you're really bad, aren't you? Unless millions and millions of Americans are dumb.
John Newcombe
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Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
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You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.
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My stupid GPS can't find Rack City. bi....
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
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An animal has been made by God just as you have been. He is therefore a fellowcreature. He has not the power of speaking our language, but can feel pleasure or pain just as we can, and he can feel grateful to anyone who is kind to him. A Scout is always helpful to people who are crippled or blind or deaf and dumb; so he is good also to these dumb fellow-creatures of ours.
Lord Baden Powell
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