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Suggest Revision: There are 40 rules all Schrute boys must learn by age 5. Rule 17- There are 3 things you never turn your back on- bears, men you have wronged, and a dominant male turkey during mating season
 
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Suggest Revision: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dont care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
 
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Suggest Revision: I dont believe you, continue.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
 
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Suggest Revision: Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
 
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Suggest Revision: The eyes are the groin of the head.
 
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Suggest Revision: My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.
 
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Suggest Revision: Before I do anything I ask myself Would an idiot do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
 
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