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Early Morning Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Early Morning Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Don't worry about yesterday or last month. Today is a new day, so renew your mind this morning. Be positive and start fresh.
Unknown
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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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I opened the large central window of my office room to its full on the fine early May morning. Then I stood for a few moments, breathing in the soft, warm air that was charged with the scent of white lilacs below.
Angus Wilson
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I'm not a morning person, but if I woke up every morning next to you, I would be.
Unknown
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Good morning, good morning, good morning. Good morning, good morning, Mister Blues. I wonder, I wonder what you're doin' here so soon.
Buddy Guy
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Early in the morning, I fell in love with the girl that later on became my wife. At that time, we were so naive. I wanted to charm her, so I read her Capital by Marx. I thought somehow she would be convinced by the strength of his criticism about capital.
Shimon Peres
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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Stop all that coon shit. Early morning cartoon shit. This is goon shit. fu.. up your whole afternoon shit.
Kanye West
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Church is not just about Sunday morning; you need to get this. This confessing, this joining together, can't all happen on Sunday morning. It can start there, but we have to determine that we are going to give ourselves to the body, not just on Sunday morning, but in our daily lives.
Unknown
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I spent many a summer early morning with the radio very low, half sleeping and half listening.
Frankie Valli
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Hope is like the early morning dawn that brings new life for a new day.
Hermann J Steinherr
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He would use amphetamines to stay awake because he would have late night maneuvers that would go way into the early morning hours and he was given pills to stay up for the long hours.
Priscilla Presley
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
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They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have caused, I couldn't bear their sympathy and their kind-hearted jokes, it would only make me want to scream all the more. If I talk, everyone thinks I'm showing off; when I'm.
Anne Frank
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Driving a motorcycle is like flying. All your senses are alive. When I ride through Beverly Hills in the early morning, and all the sprinklers have turned off, the scents that wash over me are just heavenly. Being House is like flying, too. You're free of the gravity of what people think.
Hugh Laurie
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Ogden Nash
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3 steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep. Good Morning.
Unknown
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Remember, the very moment you wake up in the morning-a goal has been accomplished.
Lucas Hunter
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In the morning you'll be alright. In the morning the sun's gonna shine. In the morning no clouds in the sky. When it's dark in your life just wait for the daylight.
Mary Mary
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Every morning is a wonderful blessing from God. It stands for hope which gives us another start at what we call Life. Have a good morning and great day!
Unknown
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