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Ears Burst Funny Quotes & Sayings
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When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.
Rebecca Romijn Stamos
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Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears.
Juliette G Low
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It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames
Harry Hill
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The best ears of our lives.
Milton Berle
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Most people have ears, but few have judgment; tickle those ears, and depend upon it, you will catch those judgments, such as they are
Lord Chesterfield
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I've been far away When I see your face my hearts burst into fire! Hearts burst into fire!
Bullet For My Valentine
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One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.
Temple Grandin
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Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears.
Bobby Jones
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Another night I dreamed I heard heavenly music sounding in my ears, and a flock of sheep was gathering round it. When the music ceased, the sheep leaped for joy, and ran together, shaking their heads; and one shook his head almost off, and seemed to have nothing but ears.
Joanna Southcott
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Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears.
Rudyard Kipling
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Pardon me while I burst into flames.
Incubus
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From a little spark may burst a flame.
Dante Alighieri
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The shadows are forming as we burst into flames. Why does this end this way?
Asking Alexandria
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I need that on stage. I need a burst of life. That's entertainment for me.
Tina Turner
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All the fans being here got my adrenaline going. I definitely got a burst of energy from them.
Sean Elliott
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Every blessed one of you feels better for that burst of laughter.
Ivor Novello
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I remember the first time I realized I wanted to write songs and its really funny. I was watching a Fruity Pebbles commercial and Barney Rubble started rapping and I figured if he could do it, I could do it too. My is Barney and Im here to say, I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way He doesnt even have ears! (laughs)
Gym Class Heroes
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Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift
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Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.
George Farquhar
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