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Suggest Revision: Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
 
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Suggest Revision: I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
 
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Suggest Revision: Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
 
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Suggest Revision: When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking
 
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Suggest Revision: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
 
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Suggest Revision: In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
 
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Suggest Revision: Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends.
 
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Suggest Revision: Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
 
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