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 Eddie Izzard quotes 
 Government quotes 
Suggest Revision: So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!
 
 Eddie Vedder quotes 
 Love quotes   Friendship quotes   Song Lyrics quotes 
Suggest Revision: I know someday you'll have a beautiful life. I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky. But why can't it be mine?
 
 Eddie Izzard quotes 
 Television quotes 
Suggest Revision: We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective thing, but its really true, you know its there¦ But its kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, Weve been here three weeks on live television, and weve taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far¦ Theres men with brushes and beards¦ maybe theyve just got beards, I'm not sure¦ We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so were very excited¦
 
 Eddie Barclay quotes 
 Money quotes 
Suggest Revision: Money never prevented anyone from being happy or unhappy.
 
 Eddie Izzard quotes 
 Famous quotes 
Suggest Revision: So in Europe, we had empires. Everyone had them - France and Spain and Britain and Turkey! The Ottoman Empire, full of furniture for some reason. And the Austro-Hungarian Empire, famous for fuck all! Yes, all they did was slowly collapse like a flan in a cupboard.
 
 Eddie Izzard quotes 
 Life quotes 
Suggest Revision: Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: Girls girls, ooo. Naturally you want to look your best, and God says No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!
 
 Eddie Izzard quotes 
 Death quotes 
Suggest Revision: So my choice is 'Or Death?
 
 Eddie Vedder quotes 
 Drugs quotes 
Suggest Revision: Caffeine. The gateway drug.
 
 Eddie Vedder quotes 
 Drugs quotes 
Suggest Revision: I don't need drugs to make my life tragic
 
 Eddie Izzard quotes 
 God quotes 
Suggest Revision: I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, Oh, my God! What havent I¦? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, havent quite done that¦ The Tower of Pisa! Oh, its leaning¦ Oh, shi¦ done! Toilets in French camping sites¦ there we go. English football hooligans¦ there we go, whatever that is¦ Mrs. Thatchers heart¦ there we go¦ oh, fuck that! I know, Ill put a stone in, thatll work! There we go¦ The next week, I think, people are coming back, going, Rwanda doesnt work very well; infrastructures fucked.
 
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