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Eggs Fart Quotes & Sayings
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My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of those every morning. I eat more eggs than anyone I know. How can you not love eggs? It's our birthright.
Chevy Chase
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The goose that lays the golden eggs likes to lay where there are eggs already.
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By the immediate preservation of eggs for home consumption through the use of water glass or lime water, larger supplies of fresh eggs may be made available for marketing later in the season, when production is less and prices higher.
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Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar.
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Bacon is bacon, eggs is eggs, don't let them boys between ya legs. They'll say ya cute, they'll say ya fine but 9 months lata they'll say It ain't mine.
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Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar.
Lee Loevinger
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Television is a golden goose that lays scrambled eggs; and it is futile and probably fatal to beat it for not laying caviar. Anyway, more people like scrambled eggs than caviar.
Lee Loevinger
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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