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Suggest Revision: My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
 
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Suggest Revision: I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
 
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Suggest Revision: When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
 
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Suggest Revision: When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
 
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Suggest Revision: When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
 
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Suggest Revision: Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
 
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Suggest Revision: I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
 
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Suggest Revision: I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.
 
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Suggest Revision: My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
 
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