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Elephant Trunk Up Up Quotes & Sayings
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With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.
John Von Neumann
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk. Asked how he knew that an elephant was going on a journey, the illustrious Jo. Miller cast a reproachful look upon his tormentor, and answered, absently: When it is ajar, and threw himself from a high promontory into the sea. Thus perished in his pride the most famous humorist of antiquity, leaving to mankind a heritage of woe! No successor worthy of the title has appeared, though Mr. Edward bok, of _The Ladies' Home Journal_, is much respected for the purity and sweetness of his personal character.
Ambrose Bierce
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It's in my trunk. It's in my trunk. I got that thump in my trunk.
Dev
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For example, after developing a sound similar to an elephant trumpeting, I wrote the song Elephant Talk which gave my elephant sound an appropriate place to live.
Adrian Belew
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The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments.
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For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don't you shoot yourself an elephant?
Bugs Bunny
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Shotgun in the trunk. And its fat like Rick Ross.
Lil B
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From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow.
Aeschylus
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15s in the trunk hit me fore they see me come. Wear 24s no need to ask where Im from.
The Game
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I've got more junk in the trunk than most 5-foot-1 blonde girls, and I like it.
Kristen Bell
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So why them boys frontin when they see me, In the cadillac trunk bangin like weezy, Please believe me.
Short Dawg
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Is what Ive become, young and Im dumb. Been spending cake to get some bump in the trunk.
Mac Miller
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Is what Ive become, young and Im dumb Been spending cake to get some bump in the trunk.
Mac Miller
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A Phantom Rolls Royce, 24's with the bump. I ain't trippin about the seat, I got them woofers in my trunk.
UGK
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Elves are like trees, grounded and focused from the trunk down but graceful and agile on top.
Orlando Bloom
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Rollin up while I drive, engine be in the trunk. Decided in 2005 that I can fu.. any bi... that I want.
Wiz Khalifa
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Laid it on the ground, paint done got wetter. More fifteens in my trunk than Marcelle's Quinceaneara.
Riff Raff
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Some vices only lay hold of us by means of others, and these, like branches, fall on removal of the trunk.
Blaise Pascal
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Got all these ni...s mad, pop the trunk, blast ya face off. ni... you ain't met T-Raw.
Tyga
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Scraping the wall, rubbing the curb. A chef with the whipping, my trunk shaken and stirred.
Big Krit
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