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Elf And Snowmen Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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We flew into Halifax on this scary propeller plane, which was a little nerve-wracking. But for the first couple of months there it was really fun. We threw snowballs, made snowmen and took a lot of pictures.
Jennifer Sky
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I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf.
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I get spotted now and again. Some people say, 'You're that elf dude, right?'
Orlando Bloom
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Joy is a subtle elf; I think one's happiest when he forgets himself.
Cyril Tourneur
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I just want to watch Elf but have it be socially acceptable because its not Christmas time yet.
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What a beautiful place...to be with friends. -Dobby the House Elf
Harry Potter
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
Unknown
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