TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Elitismred Accountant Be Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Elitismred Accountant Be" sorted by relevance. 32 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Engineering
Money
Funny
Action
QUOTES
I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.
Matthew Broderick
7 Likes
Sponsored Links
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.
Peter Tork
0 Likes
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
Charles Lyell
5 Likes
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
Ray Romano
1 Likes
It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.
Samuel West
4 Likes
Sponsored Links
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Jackie Mason
0 Likes
No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock.
Heston Blumenthal
8 Likes
An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
Unknown
78 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
Bob Newhart
3 Likes
I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example.
Daniel Goleman
6 Likes
Sponsored Links
I didn't do anything differently than what my father was doing. It's a really hard family to rebel in. I could have become an accountant. Or I could have become a Republican.
Justin Townes Earle
2 Likes
While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant.
George Ryan
2 Likes
I spend 90 percent of my time saying no, and my accountant yells at me for it, but when I started in this business, I wanted my career to have legs.
Omar Epps
5 Likes
My dad is a bank president and my mom was an accountant and they didn't think that seeking the life of a freelance writer was very practical, you see. Of course, I was just as determined to do it.
Kevin J Anderson
20 Likes
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close. It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
Zakk Wylde
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
No, I'm not rich. I had a tax problem in this country, curiously enough, and my accountant said the British government was patently wrong in taxing me, and they were, but we couldn't persuade them and it cost me everything I had.
Donald Sutherland
1 Likes
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.
Glenda Jackson
1 Likes
Money quotes
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.
Glenda Jackson
8 Likes
Money quotes
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres
2727 Likes
Funny quotes
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
Russell Banks
6 Likes
1
2
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 25
Anxiety
Being A Father
Body
Break Up
Bullying
Circumstances
Cruelty
Darkness
Kissing
Life
Lost Friendship
Morning
Never Forget
Prudence
Questioning
Sayings
Steadfastness
Sweet Love
Taking Chances
Trust
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™