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Suggest Revision: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass! -Gandalf
 
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Suggest Revision: We are close to dead. There are faces and bodies like gorged maggots on the dance floor, on the highway, in the city, in the stadium; they are a host of chemical machines who swallow the product of chemical factories, aspirin, preservatives, stimulant, relaxant, and breathe out their chemical wastes into a polluted air. The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.
 
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Suggest Revision: We know that the year 2011 is the 7000th year from the flood. We also know that God will destroy this world in that year.
 
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Suggest Revision: Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years.
 
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Suggest Revision: Wherefore a man can know nothing by himself, save after a natural manner, which is only that which he attains by means of the senses. For this cause he must have the phantasms and the forms of objects present in themselves and in their likenesses; otherwise it cannot be, for, as philosophers say: Ab objecto et potentia paritur notitia. That is: From the object that is present and from the faculty, knowledge is born in the soul. Wherefore, if one should speak to a man of things which he has never been able to understand, and whose likeness he has never seen, he would have no more illumination from them whatever than if naught had been said of them to him.
 
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Suggest Revision: In the dark night of the soul, bright flows the river of God.
 
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Suggest Revision: If a man wishes to be sure of the road he treads on, he must close his eyes and walk in the dark.
 
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Suggest Revision: Yearning: It needs to hurt in order to be worthy of the word. Otherwise it is just wanting.
 
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Suggest Revision: If a man wishes to be sure of the road he treads on, he must close his eyes and walk in the dark.
 
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Suggest Revision: The planets survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble.
 
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