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Suggest Revision: We're happy that you were able to come to the wedding despite not having time to RSVP with the self addressed, pre-paid envelope we sent you months ago.
 
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Suggest Revision: I sealed my Birthday wishes for you in an envelope full of love and respect so that it reaches you and goes straight to your heart. Have a wonderful year ahead.
 
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Suggest Revision: In my own subservient way, I am trying to make the world a better place. I will push the envelope. I'm not afraid to offend or be dangerous, whatever - because I can. It's my website. I can do whatever I want.
 
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Suggest Revision: For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.
 
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Suggest Revision: Push the envelope. Watch it bend.
 
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Suggest Revision: Upon being crowned Little Miss Cherub, a three-year-old girl waved an envelope containing her scholarship at her mother watching from the audience and yelled, Mommy, I got mail!
 
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Suggest Revision: All this, I seek, I find I push the envelope to the line, make it, break it, take it, until I'm overrated.
 
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Suggest Revision: (On what separates her from other female artists) I want to push the envelope and I want to do something different and exciting and make people, keep them on their toes at all times.
 
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Suggest Revision: I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
 
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Suggest Revision: The man who works for the gold in the job rather than for the money in the pay envelope, is the fellow who gets on
 
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