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Suggest Revision: Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett
 
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Suggest Revision: An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
 
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Suggest Revision: A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite takes place actually.
 
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Suggest Revision: Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk 'I'll take it!'
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!
 
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Suggest Revision: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
 
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Suggest Revision: Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun.
 
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Suggest Revision: During my 17 years of employment in this building, nothing has offended me and my staff more than the erection of this huge, rusted metal barrier.
 
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Suggest Revision: Cinema is most totalitarian of the arts. All energy and sensation is sucked up into the skull, a cerebral erection, skull bloated with blood. Caligula wished a single neck for all his subjects that he could behead a kingdom with one blow. Cinema is this transfoming agent. The body exists for the sake of the eyes; it becomes a dry stalk to support these two soft insatiable jewels.
 
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