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Erection Pump Puns Quotes & Sayings
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
Victor Hugo
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Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way.
Allan Sloan
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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A friend asked me once, 'Are you worried about getting an erection on stage?' I said, 'No, that would be great!' Rather the opposite takes place actually.
Daniel Radcliffe
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Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk 'I'll take it!'
Zach Galifianakis
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During my 17 years of employment in this building, nothing has offended me and my staff more than the erection of this huge, rusted metal barrier.
William Toby Jr
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Snappin' necks and records in matter of seconds check 'em son. Lost an erection and found it in an aggressive nun.
Earl Sweatshirt
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Puns are a form of humor with words.
Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets.
Unknown
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Don't let Affection turn into Infection, put some Protection on that Erection!
Unknown
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Unknown
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Mike, I can't even get an erection. I tried taking Viagra. Popped one, popped two. I've been eating them like Skittles. -Marcus Burnett
Bad Boys 2
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Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection!
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One, two... one, two, three, four! Pump it up!
Scooter
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Because, you know, I can't work a bicycle pump.
Judi Dench
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It seems like they never say anything bad about actors, they just pump them up.
Casey Affleck
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